Comments or Puppies?

The fact that my "alien abduction" story doesn't merit any comments is a bit disheartening. Actually, most of my favorite posts never get commented on. I guess from here on out I'll start blogging about puppies. It will the all puppy blog. All puppies, all the time. 100% puppies. Puppies 200 proof. You want puppies? We got 'em. Nobody here but us puppies. Where's the content? Don't ask me, I'm just a puppy.

ALERT!

I thought this was interesting: someone in the Malaysian government found our blog through a Google Alert on the term "agarwood."

1 4m 0n m¥ 80x, G00g|1ng 4|| ur n4m3z

By now most of us have indulged in that onanistic satisfaction of curiosity known as "googling one's self." On that assumption I am initiating a project/experiment in which I attempt to find people merely by mentioning their names in this post.

Here are the names:
Shannon Crawford
Grant Gosler
Thomas (Tom) Hines
Jeff Jackson
Dixi Lee
Iñaki (Ignacio) López Ordóñez
George Martinez
George Moseley
Rocío Peña
Mathew (Matt) Poplawski or Poplowski
Graham Ross
Jenny Schlief (found herself on 14 December 2006)
Deewayne Sowels
James (Roy) Stanfield

I realize I could track down a number of these people through their own websites, their MySpace or Friendster accounts, my own friends and family, etc. That's not the point. The idea is to see if they can find themselves. The only help I would ask is that those of you with blogs or websites of your own link to the permalink for this post in order to increase its perceived relevance to Google.

To those of you on the list, hi. It's been a while. If you care to let me know that you've found yourself here, please leave a comment, or use the public email for this blog, which is: nofolete(at)gmail(dot)com.

Tangentially, I am adding two new categories to our del.icio.us account, "us" and "not_us" based on the Google results for "nofolete." A number of the results are from spammy and lamely redundant tag aggregating sites (most references coming from our Flickr or del.icio.us accounts). Since the links there are rather short lived I will ignore them and focus on the results that seem more permanent.

Risposta

Definite article, Spanish:
Lone Oe felt.
Feel not, Leo.
Elton of Eel.
Let Ono feel.
Leo Elf Note.
El feo Nolte.

Indefinite article, Spanish:
Fun one, Leto.
Tunnel, o' foe.
Note, Leo, fun.
No, fuñetelo.

Definite article, Italian.
Life, one lot.
Fill one toe
(previously undiscovered sculpture by Joseph Beuys), i.e. felt loon.
Life to Noel.

Thai (thorasab):
to a brash
trash boa
boat rash
boar's hat
abash rot
or has tab
soar bath
rosa bath
or has bat
or as baht

English:
One he-pelt.
(My entire musical production), the lone EP.
Ole pet hen.
Help net Oe.

Definite article, English:
Then heel, Poet.

I'm Just So Proud

Just today we finally made it to the top hit on Google when you search for "nofolete." I couldn't be happier.