Christmas Morning

Thanks to Digg, we were able to spend a delightful Christmas morning watching Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. It just might be the best (read "worst") Christmas movie ever.

If you'd like to wash the taste of Martians out of your mouth, Jami's favorite Christmas story in the whole world, Christmas Every Day, is available as an mp3 on the Internet Archive. I can't recomend it enough. Here's a choice line, "Carts went around and gathered up all the candy and raisins and nuts, and dumped them into the river, and it made the fish perfectly sick." There are also present bonfires, and presents thrown through windows, and jokes involving pigs.